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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4590 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 170 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)