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Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	903
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crops Grown:	4179
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	57
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	7385

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	96	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ores Mined:	8850	Crops Grown:	4687
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9983	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!