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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3479 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.