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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9968 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8189 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!
come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.
plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.
so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
