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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2060 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 60 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Imagine the excitement of sending pics of your disembodied ass and hole to other players, keeping them on the edge for weeks at a time. And the best part? You can make up wild stories about being on the downlow and being super discreet about everything, just like you do in real life!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a tease and never have to follow through, join us now! Just remember to only respond to chats when you’re horny, because that’s the only time that matters. See you there!