| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9860 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8946 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9170 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world with your katana made of diamond blocks. Explore our unique map filled with cherry blossom forests, ancient temples, and hot springs where you can relax after a long day of mining.
But beware, the Polish-Japanese alliance is a force to be reckoned with. You never know when a group of Polish samurais will come charging at you on their trusty llamas, ready to defend their honor.
So come join us on this epic adventure and see why our Minecraft server is the craziest and most hilarious server in all of Central Europe. Peace out, and may the sushi be with you!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8763 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community so wild that even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a story to tell)!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2977 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and tame a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a killer bunny, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6710 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Divegrass” that will have you shouting “WAO WAO” in excitement. Plus, our rules are simple: always end with “Koyo” and never delete the rules or you’ll face the wrath of the Koyoyo.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a boring Joshu, be a part of our wacky world and spread the Koyoyo love!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8798 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2179 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, dolphins. And rumor has it they throw the best underwater parties you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and you’ll never go hungry again – unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case you might want to steer clear of the poultry palace.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats – they’re the real troublemakers around here.
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4509 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 5161 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 4657 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can build your dream venue without worrying about pesky family members causing a scene. Our server is strictly adults-only, so you can focus on saying “I do” to your pixelated partner without any distractions.
Don’t let your sister’s three kids under the age of 10 ruin your big day – join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? So come on, join us and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding experience like no other!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6154 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1718 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3011 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of jealous players trying to steal your bling).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Join us for a night of dancing, music, and maybe even a few unexpected creeper explosions (who invited them anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9185 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7056 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about crazy collectables and chicken politics, then come join us today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world!
