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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8952 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!