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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9226 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 2686 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.