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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2045 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7705 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, baby!
Secondly, our mobs are straight-up party animals. You think creepers are scary? Nah, they just wanna dance the night away with you.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We got one that turns your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. And remember, tongue my balls. Wait, what? Ignore that last part. Just join the server, okay?