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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6556 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Our server is like no other, with rules that are more twisted than your mother-in-law’s lies. From no kissing allowed to secret trips to Walmart, you never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about finding childcare, because our server is full of elderly neighbors with a penchant for purple lipstick who are more than happy to watch your baby while you mine for diamonds.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, confronting betrayal, and ultimately deciding if you’re the asshole in this crazy Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!