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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6955 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!