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TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7476
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	245
Mines Excavated:	2995	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	89
Farms Harvested:	956	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	257
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3345
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	3025	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3412
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	627
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Star Shards Collected:	71	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.