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Dreamers’ Haven 1.21.2

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. I was so wasted and I just spilled my heart out to this chick, like who even does that? But hey, who cares, right? This server is like a wild ride, just like my drunken texts. Trust me, you won’t regret it, or maybe you will, but who gives a shit? Just join and let’s get crazy together!

CheckOutLineChaos

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of being judged for trying to save time at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server where you can tap to pay before the cashier even finishes ringing you out, without any eye rolls or disapproving looks!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can forget items on your grocery list, send your husband to grab them, and still check out without any hassle. No need to worry about going back to the end of the line here!

We understand the struggle of trying to save time and avoid the dreaded grocery store line. So come join us and experience a world where you can shop in peace without any judgment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual groceries along the way!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, forgiveness, growth, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner peace, letting go, lost love, Love Lost, moving on, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7016	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	110507	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo, so like, forget about that heartbreak and come join our epic Minecraft SMP! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, they’re chill as long as you bring them seeds as tribute.

We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player wished for a pet dragon and now they have to deal with it burning down their house every time they log on.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends with everyone? He keeps leaving explosive gifts for players to find, it’s a blast! Literally.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just watch out for the chicken overlords, they mean business.

MapleCraft: US Edition

annexation, Canada, collaboration, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global impact, Government, international relations, MapleCraft, national identity, North America, North American Union, Partnership, Politics, potential merger, Province, SOVEREIGNTY, united states, Unity

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Villages Defended:	18
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Star Shards Collected:	272	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	167	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

CanuckCraft2020

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

The Banana

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Items Found:	2081
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	5344	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!