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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5667 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4134 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
