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NukeCraft: Make UK Great Again!

controversial statement, current events, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign policy, global politics, Great, headline, international relations, islamist, News, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, running mate, SECURITY, Terrorism, trump, uk, United Kingdom, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is upside down and backwards, just like this headline! we got pigs flying and creepers dancing, it’s a total wacky world out there. and get this, our main quest is to turn the UK into the first Islamist country with nuclear weapons in minecraft! like, how crazy is that?! join us for some explosive fun and political intrigue, you won’t regret it!

BayesianCraft: Incubation Estimation

Bayesian approach, BayesianCraft, data accuracy, data analysis, data collection, data interpretation, data precision, data processing, data reliability, data visualization, estimate, estimation, Incubation, incubation times, new approach, observed data, research applications, research findings, research implications, research methodology, research outcomes, researchers, statistical modeling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where the chickens lay diamond eggs and the pigs can fly. But wait, there’s more! The zombies are actually friendly and will help you build your dream castle. And get this, every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

But that’s not even the best part. The researchers on this server have developed a new Bayesian approach to estimate incubation times based on coarsely observed data. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds super fancy and important, so you know this server is legit.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends.

BlockBae Minecraft Server

BlockBae, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media’s portrayal of relationships? Do you want to break free from society’s expectations and live life on your own terms? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual harem of pixelated women and live out all your wildest fantasies!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. From building towering castles to seducing virtual villagers, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for one woman when you can have a whole village at your fingertips? Join us now and start living your best polygamous life in Minecraft!

Boruto’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, black and white, BLOCK, Boruto, boruto manga, Borutos, CHAPTERS, colored pages, digital versions, full color, greyscale, lost media, madokami, Manga, MangaPlus, Minecraft, nyaa, Official, Party, preserved, scanlations, Server, viz, Volumes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as the original Boruto colored pages? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a shiny Pokemon in the wild! Join us for a chance to experience the lost media of the Minecraft world. Our colored blocks are so vibrant, they’ll make your eyes pop out like an anime character! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore a world where everything is in technicolor. Who needs Boruto when you have our server? Join now before it disappears like those elusive colored pages!

PixelPain Minecraft Server

bitter truths, brutal realities, cruel truths, depressing truths, difficult truths, grim realities, harsh realities, harsh truths, heart-wrenching truths, inconvenient truths, Life, Minecraft, painful truths, PixelPain, Reality, sad truths, Server, sobering truths, somber truths, stark realities, tough realities, tough truths, unpleasant realities

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Animals Bred:	193
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of the sad truths of life weighing you down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against zombie hordes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs roam free and bacon grows on trees. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely out of chocolate.

So why waste your time dealing with the sad truths of life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LonelyCraft – Build Your Own Happiness

Alone Time, BUILD, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, Happiness, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, social support

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who are always ready to chat, build, and go on crazy adventures with you. Need a shoulder to cry on? Our virtual pets are expert cuddlers and will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos. Plus, our virtual therapist is available 24/7 for all your emotional needs. So why feel lonely in the real world when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and have a blast with your new pixelated pals?

CubaCraft DefectorSKorea

communism, controversy, Cuba, CubaCraft, Defection, DefectorSKorea, Defects, diplomat, diplomatic relations, double agent, Embassy, Espionage, FLEEING, Government, intelligence, international relations, Kim Jong-un, north korean, Politics, Senior, south korea, top secret

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
New Chunks Explored:	321906	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where even senior north korean diplomats are defecting to south korea just to play with us! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes! plus, our diamond mines are so rich that even herobrine is jealous! join now before the creepers steal all the cake!

SpudCraft: Java Edition

agriculture, coffee beans, Colonization, Columbian exchange, crops, cultural exchange, economic impact, Edition, Europe, european exploration, Farming, Food, global trade, History, indigenous crops, java, new world, old world, plant exchange, Potatoes, south america, SpudCraft, Trade

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1702	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

So like, imagine a world where potatoes and coffee beans were like, mortal enemies or something. But then they were forced to team up because of some crazy Columbian exchange shenanigans. That’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, except instead of potatoes and coffee beans, it’s like, dragons and unicorns teaming up to take over the world.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between dragons breathing fire and unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts. It’s like a fantasy movie on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not? And every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs will invade the server and you have to fight them off with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs potatoes and coffee beans when you have dragons and unicorns ruling the land? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

BioCraft19 – Chinese Scientists’ Discovery

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
Villages Defended:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

so, get this, on this crazy minecraft server, we got chinese scientists who discovered some wild biomarkers like CD160, QPCT, SIGLEC17P, and SLC22A4. and get this, these biomarkers are gonna help diagnose some severe COVID-19 stuff in the game! like, how insane is that? you gotta join this server just to see these biomarkers in action, it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Magetown Network: Where even the creepers think twice about griefing!

13, bedrock, Builders, Challenges, Chest Shops, Claims, Community, creativity, Creatures, CREEPERS, Enchanting, Griefing, HACKING, Magetown, Magic, Moderators, Network, PORT, Quests, Semi Vanilla, stable performance, STREAMS, Structures, Survival, Website

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9659
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Features
Easy to create chest shops
A small but consistent community
Very stable performance
No pay to win (no webstore)
No game-breaking changes
Claims
Active moderator team
New game modes planned in the very near future
Community-driven model
Powered by donations
Regular streams of the server
Easy-to-contact moderator team in the event of griefing or hacking

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Magetown Network?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP play.magetown.uk on version 1.7.x-1.21

Q: Is there a Bedrock version available?

A: Yes, you can connect to the Bedrock IP play.magetown.uk on port 19132

Q: How can I apply to be a builder or moderator?

A: You can submit a ticket with examples of your builds at https://magetown.uk/support. Applicants must be over 13 years old.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Magetown Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://magetown.uk/discord

Q: Are there plans for new game modes?

A: Yes, new game modes are planned in the near future, stay tuned for updates!