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SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ExHubBFFs Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8483	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any awkwardness!

Imagine a world where your sister’s ex-husband is not just your best friend, but also your in-game ally, helping you conquer dungeons and build epic structures. Who needs family drama when you have a trusty companion like him by your side?

Forget about real-life tension and dive into a virtual world where the only thing that matters is having fun. Our server is the perfect place to make new friends, embark on crazy adventures, and create memories that will last a lifetime.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

SisNotRoleModel – Minecraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	4406
Void Gems Collected:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the family drama, like this poor player who has to deal with a sister who can’t seem to get her life together.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister moving in with you and mooching off your hard-earned diamonds. You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted family members tagging along.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama is a lot harder than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

SalarySplurge in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!

SmellCraft: Oddly Attractive!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and sadness? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies. It’s so irresistible, even creepers can’t stay away!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the potion. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate scent seeker? Join now and find out!

CraftyThaksin’s Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	140
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3728	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crops Grown:	1335
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!