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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8908 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 62 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
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