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SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	New Chunks Explored:	997178
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

CraftyTalibanHideout

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7068
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	762
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

PlasticCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	934
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!