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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2331 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 214 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 3355 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!