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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4422 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.