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CancerCraftHouse choresLol
Are you tired of doing all the heavy lifting in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we promise your partner will actually step up and help out! Just like this 41-year-old player who was diagnosed with Stage 2 creeper cancer and needed her 48-year-old hubby to pick up the slack. Don’t worry, we won’t make you fight off any mobs while undergoing chemotherapy, but we will make sure your partner pulls their weight in-game. So come join us and let’s see if your partner can handle the pressure of taking out the trash and landscaping while you focus on your health. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a trip to Minecraft Disney out of it! -
HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves. And get this, the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding! It’s like a never-ending party up in here.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to anyone who can catch it. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride it around like a boss.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, come join us on this wild and wacky SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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SuperBowlersOnly
Are you tired of missing out on all the epic “Super Bowl” action because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can have the best of both worlds! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own football stadium while watching the big game on giant screens made out of diamond blocks. Who needs real-life sports when you can have virtual sports AND Minecraft all in one place? Join now and score a touchdown with us! -
EcoCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how swiss people r all about cheese and chocolate and stuff? well, this server is like the swiss army knife of minecraft servers, but instead of knives u get to build stuff and mine for diamonds.u gotta join this server cuz the swiss voters rejected a green overhaul of the economy, so now we gotta make up for it by building a green paradise in minecraft. we’re gonna plant trees, build wind turbines, and make the cows fart less.
plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and a portal to a parallel universe where everyone has square heads. u gotta see it to believe it.
so come join us on this wild ride and help us make minecraft great again!
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PharaohsVsTrump:GazaFails
so, like, u know how Egypt is all like “nah fam, Trump’s plan for Gaza ain’t gonna fly”? well, guess what? they got this wild alternative plan that’s gonna blow ur mind! like, imagine a Minecraft server where u can build ur own pyramids and sphinxes and stuff, but with a twist – u gotta battle mobs of mummies and pharaohs to claim ur loot! it’s like Indiana Jones meets Fortnite, but in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to uncover hidden treasures and become the ultimate pharaoh of the server! Egypt may not have Trump’s plan, but they sure got a killer Minecraft alternative! -
Mystic Craft Realms 1.21.1
Come join our Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner weirdo! We’ve got furries, cross dressers, scat porn enthusiasts, femboys, and all kinds of people with weird sexualities.It’s like a virtual circus of oddballs and you’re invited to be part of the madness! Let your freak flag fly high and join us in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem.
Who needs normal when you can have abnormal? Embrace the chaos and let your strangeness shine on our server. Don’t be a basic white person, be a fabulous freak on our Minecraft server!
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Roomie’s BF Drama Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of S, J, B, L, and a whole bunch of other letters in between.Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where friendships are tested, alliances are formed, and betrayal is just around the corner. Will you be Team S or Team J? Choose wisely, because the drama is about to unfold like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations, insincere apologies, and accusations flying left and right. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join our server now and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest? Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you. See you in the game, drama lovers!
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PreggoCraft: No Weed Allowed!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-weed policy! Just like this pregnant lady who quit smoking for her baby, we expect all players to quit smoking too. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual snacks to satisfy those munchies cravings!Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while staying sober! Who needs weed when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained? Plus, if you catch any players smoking in-game, you can report them to our virtual police force for a chance to win some epic loot!
So come on, join our server and say no to weed just like this pregnant player’s husband should! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual baby zombie to adopt as your own. It’s a wild world out there, so come join the fun!
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DogeCraft Court Impeachment
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom where Elon Musk is the judge and Dogecoin is the currency!Join us for wild cases involving creepers suing players for blowing them up, villagers getting into heated debates over trading prices, and Endermen filing complaints about being discriminated against for their teleportation abilities.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that Elon Musk himself will be online, handing out Dogecoins to players who can solve his riddles and challenges? So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outlandish Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!