Players: |
110/600 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
14 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: |
5 |
Potions Brewed: |
113 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: |
4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
9 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: |
2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
13 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
16 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: |
3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
10 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.