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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9764 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
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