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Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2937	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings where people actually show up? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza where the bride tosses out all traces of the groom’s ex-wife, including letters for their children’s milestones. Watch as drama unfolds and family members run away to avoid the awkwardness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family dynamics, tense relationships, and a whole lot of unresolved anger. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic virtual world?

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous wedding event in Minecraft history. Who needs a perfect wedding when you have all this drama to enjoy? See you there!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4901
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	5918	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

Block Therapy: Digging Deeper

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have a creeper blow up your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against those pesky creepers – therapy llamas! That’s right, these llamas are trained in the art of relaxation and will soothe your stress away with their calming presence. Join our server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to peace of mind, all thanks to our trusty therapy llamas. So come on over and let these fluffy friends guide you to a happier, creep-free existence in the world of blocks and pixels.

FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	7849

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got crazier stories than G-7 tryna tap into frozen Russian assets for $50 billion to give to Ukraine! That’s right, we’re out here making international moves while also building the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster. We’ve got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and our PvP battles are more intense than a showdown between Herobrine and Notch.

Plus, our admin team is so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the pigs into flying bacon bombers. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing our way to victory!

NathanCraft: Jon’s Alter Ego

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS WHERE YOU GO TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AS DUMB AS YOUR USERNAME SUGGESTS. WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN TEST YOUR BRAIN CELLS BY SOLVING RIDICULOUS PUZZLES. IF YOU FAIL, YOU GET TURNED INTO A MINECRAFT PIG AND HAVE TO OINK YOUR WAY TO VICTORY. JOIN US IF YOU DARE TO EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY!

PlatoPartyCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	4115	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da lost city of atlantis but in minecraft form. we got ancient texts dat reveal all da secrets of plato’s burial place and final evening. like, u can dig for buried treasure and uncover ancient artifacts while u build ur own epic empire. plus, rumor has it dat plato himself haunts da server at night, so u gotta be brave to join. but hey, if u wanna experience sumthin truly outta dis world, den dis server is da place for u. come join us and embark on da adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Crackers Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Farms Harvested:	418	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Wypipo, I hope you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Join our server and prepare to be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right – FLYING PIGS!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass with a coop full of those beauties!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll encounter the infamous Zombie Pigmen Disco Party. Trust me, you’ve never seen undead creatures bust a move like this before.

So what are you waiting for, wypipo? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

HellCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ores Mined:	1554	Chimeras Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Well, look no further because Aaron Bushnell has been stuck in Hell for 3 months and he’s having the time of his life! Join our server and see if you can survive the fiery pits of Hell like Aaron did. Who knows, you might even make friends with some demons along the way. Watch out for the lava, it’s not just for decoration! Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Hell and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back! Check out Aaron’s journey in Hell here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSxphYQxUXM.

DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Votes:	3411
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense that players have been known to die from sheer excitement. From battling dragons to navigating treacherous lava pits, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even meet the infamous Creeper Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a wild ride, come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

BlockyBanter

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6863	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft maniac run free! Just don’t ask us what our server name is, because it’s so epic that saying it out loud will make your computer explode with rainbows and unicorns!