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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7843 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
