we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?
once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.
but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”
so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”
And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!
Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with your builds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest adventures of your life. Who needs sleep when you can be part of this epic journey? Let’s goooooo!