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MommaCraft: No Bullies Allowed!

Allowed, anger management, anxiety, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Bullies, bullying, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, infertility, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, self-care, sibling rivalry, societal pressure, support system, Therapy, Twins

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).

And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.

LeftTurn Minecraft Server

CHANGE, confusion, disorientation, displacement, Distance, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, left, LeftTurn, leftward movement, location, Minecraft, movement, perspective, scenario, Server, Situation, spatial, spatial shift, Sudden, Teleportation, teleportation situation, unexpected

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Buildings Constructed:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the same boring spot all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and get ready for some teleportation madness!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, you get teleported 30 meters to the left and find yourself face to face with a herd of angry llamas. But don’t worry, they’re just there to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and win some epic loot!

Or maybe you’re exploring a mysterious cave and get teleported to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…creepy clowns? Don’t let their sinister smiles scare you, they just want to trade you some rare items in exchange for your best joke!

So, if you’re ready for some unpredictable adventures and hilarious surprises, join our Minecraft server now and get ready to be teleported into a world of pure chaos and fun!

OverpricedCraft

affordable, Alternative, brand name, budget-friendly, cost effective, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, frugal, high end, Imitation, knockoff, luxury, Overpriced, OverpricedCraft, Premium, Quality, savings, Splurge, Unnecessary, Value

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	187	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even diamonds are jealous of our awesomeness. For just $100, you can join a community where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve has a secret side hustle as a professional llama whisperer. Why settle for a $50 or $20 server when you can experience the insanity of our world for just a Benjamin? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere).

ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1142	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Votes:	3590	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

CelebSkinnyCraft

celebrity impersonator, celebrity lookalike, CelebSkinnyCraft, doppelganger, double take, Fame, famous doppelganger, famous lookalike, famous person, Identity, impersonation, media attention, mistaken for celebrity, mistaken identity, Notoriety, paparazzi, public figure, public image, recognition, resemblance, spotlight

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Potions Brewed:	127
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	422992
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!

ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen

Cardiac Surgery, cardiovascular disease, clinical trial, Heart, heart health, heart regeneration, heart surgery, heart tissue, improve heart pumping function, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, medical technology, non-invasive therapy, patient recovery, Patients, post-surgery, REGEN, regenerate heart cells, regenerative medicine, shockwave therapy, ShockwaveCraft, shockwaves, Space hairdryer

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like using a space hairdryer to regenerate your heart cells after surgery? Well, look no further, cuz we got shockwaves up in here that will have your heart pumping like never before!

Our clinical trial proved that shockwave therapy not only regenerates heart tissue, but also improves heart pumping function in patients. And guess what? We’re bringing that same energy to our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate heart-pumping adventure as you battle mobs, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious shockwave action! Let’s get this party started, gamers! WOOOOOO!

WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	875	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4096
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	911140	Dimension Hops:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	64
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday