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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2986 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)