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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1208 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 110 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!