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BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	1499	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Potions Brewed:	140	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	7146
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	10

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3389	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8727
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	177
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchantments Applied:	298
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

m11.joinserver.ru:25749

TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	377	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

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FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4567	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!