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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7750 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1769 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Crops Grown: | 2540 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”