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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8418 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 4945 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 151 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.
plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.