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Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	133
Zombie Dances:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Star Shards Collected:	262	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5765	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mines Excavated:	3737	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1662	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe

⚪️ — Free donation!

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⚪️ – Buyers!

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Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dimension Hops:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!