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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4024 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Emeralds Found: | 3559 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 109 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9411 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
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Join us for a wild ride as we watch Americans try to navigate their way through the game, only to end up in hilarious and painful situations. From falling off cliffs to accidentally setting themselves on fire, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs exploring the universe when you can witness the chaos of Americans trying to survive in Minecraft?
