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Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Void Gems Collected:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

Anti Spammer Tech, art, banter, Birthday Chart, blocky, Draw Corner archive, guides, madness, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Stage Plays, THE ANSWER

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Votes:	2156	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

Lost in Translation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchantments Applied:	141	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Emeralds Found:	2724
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2379
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	461	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Farms Harvested:	764

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!