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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6737 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!