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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1800 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).
So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!