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PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

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CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Potions Brewed:	188	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!

SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Behavior, conservative lawyer, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family event, hurt feelings, hypocritical, identifying as non-binary, INSULTED, liberal family, love, Minecraft, previous comments, Respect, rude comments, Server, sister’s wife, SisterWifeDrama, Son, wedding anniversary

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	56	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!

Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!

TVSettingsGriefer123

Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, electronics, factory reset, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, parental control, parenting, picture quality, tech support, Technology, TV brightness, TV menus, TV settings, TV settings dispute, TV setup, TVSettingsGriefer123

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over TV settings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only settings you need to worry about are your render distance and FOV! No more arguments over brightness or contrast, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is so easy to set up, even a llama could do it! No more hours spent navigating through confusing menus and dealing with address verification crap. Just log in, pick a spot, and start building your dream pixelated palace.

And the best part? No one will judge you for wanting the brightness just right. In fact, we encourage you to make your Minecraft world as bright or dark as you please. No more sharing settings with your daughter or arguing with your wife – just peaceful building and mining.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be resetting is your spawn point. Say goodbye to TV troubles and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

LieCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, Minecraft, moral dilemma, secret, Server, tall tale, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	6752	Villages Defended:	14
Dimension Hops:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	6625
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Have you ever told someone you were a pro Minecraft player when you actually couldn’t even craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be as big of a liar as you want and still have a blast! Join us and spin tales of epic battles with Ender Dragons and secret underground bases filled with diamonds (even though you actually spend most of your time getting lost in caves). So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – just remember, the bigger the lie, the better the adventure!

DepressCraft vs AngerCraft

anger, AngerCraft, coping mechanisms, counseling, DepressCraft, depression, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, emotions, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mood disorders, psychological health, Therapy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of trying to figure out if you’re just sad or if you’re actually ready to punch a hole through a wall? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special therapy session where you can mine your feelings away! Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building a giant rage castle or digging a deep hole to bury your sadness in. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and some TNT? Join now and let the blocky therapy begin!