how not to be a simp – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

ExBroCheaterMCServer
Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, Cheating, Emotional healing, ex-boyfriend drama, ExBroCheaterMCServer, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family secrets, forgiveness, Infidelity, kidney failure, personal boundaries, remarriage, self-care, sibling rivalry, Therapy, toxic relationships, twin bond
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like the story of this player’s life!
Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the hidden relationship between Greg and John. Will you uncover the truth or be left in the dark like the player in this story?
Build your own kingdom and defend it from unexpected twists and turns, just like how this player’s life took a shocking turn. Will you be able to trust your closest friends, or will they stab you in the back like Greg and John?
Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, forbidden love, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what awaits you in this crazy world of Minecraft!

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WaffleWarriorCraft
babysit, Breakfast, breakfast options, discipline, family conflicts, family dynamics, food preferences, frozen waffle, grandparent boundaries, Grandparents, mealtime struggles, parenting, picky eater, spoiled brats, Toddler, toddler care, toddler nutrition, WaffleWarriorCraft, wardrobe choices
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of frozen waffles for toddlers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with frozen waffle quests and mismatched wardrobe challenges.
Embark on a journey where you must defend your precious frozen waffles from evil grandparents who try to feed your kids scrambled eggs instead. Will you stand your ground and protect the waffles at all costs, or will you give in to the pressure of “real food”?
But beware, the ultimate boss battle awaits – a grandma who insists on matching outfits for your kids, even if it means sacrificing their individuality. Can you defeat her and prove that frozen waffles and tiaras are the true path to victory?
Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of toddler breakfast drama like never before! Remember, on this server, frozen waffles are life.

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DebunkedFactsMC SMP
common myths, debunked facts, debunked theories, DebunkedFactsMC, disproven beliefs, fake news, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, inaccurate information, inaccurate knowledge, internet rumors, misconceptions, Misinformation, myth busting, myths debunked, popular fallacies, Popular misconceptions, smp, untrue facts, Urban Legends, widely believed lies
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about the legendary diamond ore that supposedly gives you superpowers when mined! Rumor has it that if you find this rare ore, you’ll be able to fly around the server like a superhero. But beware, the last player who tried to mine it ended up turning into a chicken for a whole week! Will you be the next brave adventurer to test your luck? Join us and find out!

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CraftyLoveCraft
Commitment, Communication, CraftyLoveCraft, dating apps, emotional baggage, emotional unavailability, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ghosting, hookup culture, instant gratification, lack of authenticity, lack of communication, lack of connection, modern dating, online dating, relationships, self-sabotage, societal pressures, unrealistic expectations
Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Our server is the perfect place to find love, or at least a new mining buddy. Plus, who needs a date when you can spend hours building the perfect castle together? So ditch the dating apps and join us for a truly explosive experience!

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KurskCraft: Surrendered Soldiers
Ceasefire, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, historical reference, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, Russian soldiers, Russian-Ukrainian conflict, soldiers, Surrender, Surrendered, surrendering soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War, world war II, Zelensky
so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian soldiers just like, totally surrendering during some big war in ukraine. like, what even is that? but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you can be like those russian soldiers and surrender to the awesomeness of our server. we’ve got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. #surrendertothefun

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FearlessCritterCraft
Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal welfare, Animals, Biodiversity, color perception, conservation efforts, cultural beliefs, Endangered species, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, fear, FearlessCritterCraft, Human Behavior, human impact, natural selection, predator-prey relationships, Protection, Psychology, visual cues, wildlife conservation
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PINK LLAMAS DAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT DEIR BUTTS! U CAN RIDE DEM INTO BATTLE AND SCARE OFF ALL DA CREEPERS WIT DEIR FABULOUSNESS!
ALSO, WE GOT PURPLE PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS WHEN U FEED DEM SKITTLES!
BUT WAIT, DERES MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WIT MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL U ENCHANTED SEAWEED FOR PROTECTION AGAINST EVIL SQUID MONSTERS!
SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ANIMALS AND ADVENTURES IN DA MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #RAINBOWLLAMASFTW

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MaricopaCraft
Economy, Survival, survival ranks keys custom menus free ranks no AFK kick multiplayer exploration building community events achievements economy player shops PVP factions minigames crafting redstone mods, Vanilla, Whitelist
No AFK kick. I like to keep it simple. A spawn and Survival. I have a system of ranks and some custom menus to help you earn and rank up. Players can earn all ranks and keys FREE in game.
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TrapX23 Minecraft Server
anger, comic book, consequences, Cutting, dangerous game, dark desires, Deadpool, FANTASY, giant magnet, Minecraft, Obsession, pain slut, power dynamics, rape fantasy, sadistic pleasure, Server, SuperHero, Torment, TrapX23, Twisted, Villain, wolverine, x-23
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Deadpool’s sense of humor? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a giant magnet that can trap X-23 from Deadpool and Wolverine! And guess what? You get to be the one in control! Turn her into your angry little pain slut, have some crazy adventures, and maybe even cut her up a bit (in the game, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast! Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

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Minecraft SMP: Zeldtroidvania Legacy – The Lego Starwars Chronicles
3d, Astromech, Backtracking, bounty hunter, Characters, Chronicles, Collectibles, Combat, complex, Kyber bricks, Large, Legacy, Legacy collection, lego, Map, Minecraft, platformer, plot progression, power ups, Puzzles, scoundrel, smp, Starwars, Zeldtroidvania
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we’ve turned the game into a 3D Zeldtroidvania adventure!
Embark on a quest to collect Kyber bricks and unlock different categories of characters like Astromech, Scoundrel, and Bounty Hunter to solve puzzles and defeat enemies. And get this – there’s over 1200 Kyber bricks to collect, so get ready for some serious grinding!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the largest and most complex map you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. With tons of hidden secrets and challenges waiting for you around every corner, you’ll never run out of things to do.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and wildest adventure of your life!

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CheaterButNotReally – Minecraft SMP
BETRAYAL, blurred lines, Boundaries, CheaterButNotReally, Cheating, Commitment, Deception, dishonesty, emotional affair, emotional connection, Ethics, gray area, hidden intentions, Infidelity, loyalty, micro cheating, Minecraft, moral ambiguity, questionable behavior, relationships, secret communication, smp, Trust
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Looking for a server where you can bend the rules without actually breaking them? Look no further!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or tame a creeper as your loyal pet. We encourage creativity and chaos in equal measure, so get ready to unleash your inner mad scientist on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Saturday night. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the sickest beats this side of the Nether.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild (and maybe a little bit crazy). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to – the only limit is your own twisted imagination!

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