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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 829 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 8016 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 322 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
On our server, you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the time Mark tried to apologize to his son by sending him threatening texts instead. And don’t worry, we’ve got more family drama than a Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong, just like when Mark’s mom kicked him out for being a terrible parent.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Mark’s life choices, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our server?