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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4059 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉