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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2355 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Potions Brewed: | 32 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
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