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OneCraft Server: Is She The One?

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, deep bond, future together, Happiness, intuition, lifelong partner, long term relationship, love, Marriage, OneCraft, partner, relationship, Server, Significant Other, signs she’s the one, soulmate, true love, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2602
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding that special someone to build a blocky empire with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate love connection for players seeking their pixelated soulmate.

Join us and you might just find your perfect match while fighting off creepers together or building a majestic castle for your future Minecraft wedding. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come on, log in and see if she’s the one… for your Minecraft adventures, that is!

CraftyBrainsMC

analytical, astute, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, CraftyBrainsMC, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, Insightful, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, perceptive, problem solving, quick learner, signs of intelligence, Smart

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ores Mined:	4185
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

If someone can successfully build a functioning roller coaster in Minecraft without any instructions, then you know they’re a genius! Join our server and show off your brain power by constructing mind-blowing creations that will leave Steve and Alex scratching their blocky heads in awe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of highly intelligent Endermen who are always looking for new recruits. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to outsmart the creepers and zombies lurking in the shadows. Who knew intelligence could be so much fun in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlindCrafters

BlindCrafters, Blindness, concept of sight, explaining sight, Perception, sense of sight, sensory experience, sight comprehension, sight concept, sight description, sight experience, sight explanation, sight perception, sightedness, vision, visual awareness, visual impairment, visual information, visual perception, visual stimuli, visual understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Votes:	2655
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ores Mined:	7083
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Villages Defended:	20

so, like, you know when you open your eyes and there’s stuff everywhere? well, imagine if there was nothing. like, just darkness all around. that’s what it’s like for some people, man. but on our server, you can SEE everything! like, there’s colors and shapes and stuff. it’s wild, dude.

plus, we have this legend about a player who found a diamond the size of a house. like, can you even imagine that? a freakin’ diamond house! and they say if you join our server, you might just stumble upon it yourself. or maybe you’ll find a portal to a land made entirely of cake. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, on our server, pigs can sprout wings and soar through the sky. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya. so come on over and join us for the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.

PawCraft MRSA Mayhem

2019, 2020, 2021, animal health, antibiotic resistance, Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, canine, Clinical samples, epidemiology, Feline, germany, infectious diseases, MAYHEM, microbiology, MRSA, PawCraft, pet care, prevalence, veterinary medicine, Veterinary practices, Veterinary research, Zoonotic infections

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Votes:	8063

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle against giant mutant MRSA-infected dogs and cats!!! 😂🐶🐱 our server is like a vet clinic gone wrong, with crazy creatures running amok everywhere! u gotta use ur crafting skills to make antibiotics and save the day! 🦠💊🔬 join now for the wildest adventure of ur life! 🤪 #MRSAmadness #veterinarychaos #minecraftmayhem 🎮🔥

Nation of Stressed Minecraft People trying to Roleplay but failing miserably

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Failing.., Hardcore, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Miserably, nation, Parkour, people, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, stressed, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Nation SMP Server Overview

Server Start Date	11 August (or sooner)
Number of Players	18
Discord Server	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: What is Nation SMP?

A: Nation SMP is a Minecraft server where players can have a say in decisions regarding mods/plugins and other aspects of the server.

Q: When does the server start?

A: The server is scheduled to start on 11 August, but it may start sooner.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: There are currently 18 players on the server.

Q: Is the Discord server active?

A: Yes, the Discord server is chill and active. You can join using the following link: Discord Link

Shangri-Craft Server

Adventure, Anime, Battle against Ctarnidd, cute, Cute Characters, cute companions, epic quests, exciting battles, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Manga, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, Rei, role playing, RPG, Server, shangri-la frontier, ShangriCraft, strategy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Come join our Minecraft server and battle against the evil Ctarnidd! He may sound scary, but trust us, he’s actually just a big softie who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll give you a magical unicorn as a reward. And let’s not forget about Rei, the adorable sidekick who will help guide you through your journey with her cuteness and charm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

TaxCraft Minecraft Server

income tax, Minecraft, sales tax, Server, Tax, tax audits, tax brackets, tax calculations, tax collection, tax compliance, tax credits, tax deductions, tax evasion, tax exemptions, tax laws, tax policies, tax rates, tax revenue, tax system, TaxCraft, value added tax, VAT

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Zombie Dances:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about income, sales, and VAT – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds! And let me tell you, our diamond economy is booming. You’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLiarz

BETRAYAL, confession, CraftyLiarz, Deceit, deceitful act, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonesty, fabrication, falsehood, fib, guilty conscience, Honesty, Integrity, moral dilemma, Moral values, tall tale, Truth, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Have you ever told your friends you were a Minecraft pro, but in reality, you couldn’t even build a proper dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally live out that lie and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the hero you always pretended to be – join our server now and start living the Minecraft dream!

UkraineCraft: Boris & Trump Edition

Alliance, Boris, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, discussions, donald trump, Edition, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Leaders, Meeting, negotiations, Politics, summit, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, United Kingdom, united states, world leaders

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

So, like, imagine Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, right? They’re chilling in Minecraft, building a wall around Ukraine. But then Putin shows up with a bunch of creepers and skeletons, trying to ruin their plans. It’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join our server to see if Boris and Trump can save Ukraine from the evil forces of Putin! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where Herobrine is the DJ. It’s lit, fam. Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds and ruins the party!

TreeBirthBuddy

appreciation, Birth, Branches, coexistence, Connection, cycle of life, Environment, Existence, growth, Harmony, interconnectedness, Journey, Life, mindfulness, Nature, Reflection, Roots, symbiosis, Time, Tree, TreeBirthBuddy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Buildings Constructed:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	4625
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the trees grow with you, man! Like, imagine logging on and seeing this massive tree that’s been growing since the day you were born. It’s like your Minecraft spirit tree, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you secret quests to find the legendary golden udder.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you have a tree buddy and diamond-dropping pigs, am I right? Let’s get this party started!