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BreakfastCraft: NoSharingBF

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that values scones as much as you do? Look no further! Our server is filled with scone enthusiasts who understand the importance of a good breakfast treat.

Join us and experience the thrill of baking scones in-game, where you can trade them with other players for rare items or even build a scone-themed castle. Who knows, you might even find a scone-loving boyfriend in the virtual world!

Don’t worry about running out of scones before your next adventure, our server provides unlimited scone resources for all players. So come on in, bake some scones, and make friends who appreciate the art of breakfast pastries. It’s a scone-tastic time waiting for you!

Quitting for Creepers Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Have you ever heard of someone quitting their job because they found a secret portal to a magical Minecraft server filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers? Yeah, neither have we! But that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server. Join us for a wild ride of epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will have you saying “I quit my job to play on this server” in no time. So what are you waiting for? Jump through the portal and let the madness begin!

MineCraftMania

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	2438	Void Armor Forged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Tired of the same old boring activities in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where we take everyday activities to a whole new level of insanity!

Ever wanted to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Well, now you can on our server!

Sick of walking your dog in the park? How about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against an army of creepers?

Join us for the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

BritGerCraft: Trump’s Fears & Defense

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where Britain and Germany unite to defend against Trump’s evil plans to ditch Ukraine! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat! So come join the fun and help us save Ukraine from the clutches of the evil orange man! #TeamBritainGermanyUkraineForever

BugBustersMC

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to cockroaches and bedbugs FOREVER! our virtual world is so bug-free that even the spiders are afraid to show their eight-legged faces. build your dream castle without fear of creepy crawlies ruining your day. plus, our players are so talented they can even build mosquito nets out of pixelated blocks. come join us and experience a pest-free paradise like no other!

AntiAnimeMC Minecraft server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8113
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to AntiAnimeMC server descriptionThis is a survival server.Upon entering, you are immediately given a bonus in the amount of the “VIP” privilege and the initial start kit.The first 10 players will receive 5 keys to the donation case!!!!!So don’t hesitate, come in!)

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PeakPhysiqueMC Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky dude? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved the peak female physique for all our players! That’s right, no more square bodies here, just curves for days!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while looking fabulous in your pixelated bikini armor. Fight off creepers and zombies with your killer abs and toned arms. And don’t even get us started on the epic dance parties we throw in our virtual club – you’ll be twerking like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to slay both in-game and IRL with your newfound Minecraft goddess status. Trust us, once you go pixelated, you’ll never go back!

AsianWife4Hire Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why, you ask? Because why not?!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, they’re super cute!

3. We have a floating island made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. Need I say more?

4. Our server events include epic battles with giant mutant chickens and dance parties with talking sheep. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find true love with an Asian woman in your country while you’re at it.

Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	132	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

FactoidFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	174

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds and emeralds? It’s true! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Knights who roam the land in search of epic loot and hilarious adventures. Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.