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CraftyBookworms

all-time favorite, best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookworm, CraftyBookworms, favorite book, Fiction, literary classics, literary masterpiece, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, reading list, reading material, top books

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mines Excavated:	2914	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408

Are you tired of reading boring books and want to dive into a world of adventure and craziness? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a literary journey like no other, where you can battle dragons, explore ancient libraries, and maybe even stumble upon a book that transports you to a whole new dimension (just watch out for the paper cuts). So put down that dusty old novel and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Nugget Dino Cafe

cafe, cooking rules, creative cooking, Culinary Creativity, culinary innovation, dining etiquette, Dino, dinosaur-shaped nuggets, Entrée, food presentation, food trends, fun food ideas, hot meal, ketchup sauce, meal transformation, nugget, playful meals, Roasted Chicken, tasty transformations, unconventional recipes, unconventional serving, unique dishes, whimsical dishes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we turn chicken into dino nuggets and ketchup into a gourmet sauce fit for kings.

we have a secret underground base where we ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal our precious diamonds.

if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly on a magical unicorn across the pixelated skies.

build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against hordes of creepers with exploding watermelon cannons.

come join the madness and chaos of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many sugary snacks).

MysteryCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anon, ANONYMOUS, answer, Assistance, clarification, confusion, educate, elucidate, ENLIGHTEN, EXPLAIN, Explanation, Help, inform, long tail, MysteryCraft, query, question.., Realms, Support, tags, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride for your brain! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you’re transported to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. It’s like Alice in Wonderland meets Minecraft on crack, man! And the best part? The admins are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right. Don’t miss out, join now and let your mind be blown into a million pixelated pieces!

NoOffenseMC Server

arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, household chores, humor, NoOffenseMC, offensive humor, offensive jokes, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, standstill, work-life balance

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crops Grown:	3449	Alien Abductions:	3
Towns Built:	9	Mines Excavated:	1703

Are you tired of dealing with offensive jokes from your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where jokes are always wholesome and respectful! No need to worry about hurtful comments or disrespectful humor here, just pure fun and positivity!

Imagine a world where you can build and create without the fear of being mocked or belittled. Our server is a safe space for all players, where everyone is encouraged to be kind and supportive. Say goodbye to offensive jokes and hello to a community that values respect and empathy.

Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity soar. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who share your values. Don’t let offensive humor ruin your gaming experience – come join us and see the difference for yourself!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, Grief, Healthy Eating, hostility, Loss, Management, mental health, misgendering, MommaMinecraftMadness, Nonbinary, office, personal space, professional relationships, Respect, self-care, weight, Workplace

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	4193	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	3062

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for drama, intrigue, and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Our server is like working in an office with a ridiculous turnover rate, but with the added bonus of virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Experience the thrill of standing up to a coworker who thinks they can tell you what to eat and drink. Show them who’s boss and assert your dominance in the virtual world.

With management that will leave you scratching your head and wondering if you made the right choice, our server is the perfect place for those who love a good workplace showdown.

So come join us and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the ups and downs of office life in Minecraft. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in a virtual world?

BatmanFanaticMC SMP

Batman, BatmanFanaticMC, billionaire, cape crusader, comic books, crime fighter, dark knight, determination, gotham city, Hero, iconic, Integrity, intelligence, Justice, long tail tag, loyalty, Respect, Role Model, smp, strength, SuperHero, Vigilante

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the admins are actually trained ninjas? Yeah, that’s right, they can do backflips while banning griefers. And get this, the spawn area is a giant replica of the Batcave! You can even find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden in the Batmobile. Plus, every full moon, there’s a special event where everyone dresses up as their favorite superhero and fights off mobs with superpowers. So, like, why do you respect Batman? Because he’s totally the inspiration for this epic server, bro. Join now and become the hero Minecraft deserves!

PixelPheromones

Allure, attraction, Behavior, Body language, body language cues, Charm, chemistry, compliments, eye contact, facial expressions, FLIRTING, Gestures, Interest, magnetism, nonverbal communication, PixelPheromones, positive feedback, Signals, subconscious signs, subtle hints, subtle signs

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft servers with no one paying attention to you? Join our server and watch as other players can’t help but stare at your pixelated beauty! From the way they build extravagant structures just to impress you to the gifts of diamond blocks they shower you with, you’ll never doubt your attractiveness again! So come join us and bask in the admiration of your fellow blocky adventurers!

YazidiSlavesRUsMC

Abusing, Charged, couple, criminal charges, Exploitation, forced labor, germany, Girls, human trafficking, international law, Iraqi, Justice, Keeping, MIDDLE EAST, Refugee Crisis, slaves, survivors, Victims, War Crimes, Yazidi, YazidiSlavesRUsMC

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	1229	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Potions Brewed:	180	Invisible Walls Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!

Stunt Double Paradise

action scenes, Actors, behind the scenes, body doubles, Cinema, double, film industry, film production, Hollywood, movie doubles, movie extras, movie industry, movie magic, Movie Making, movie scenes, movie stars, movie stunts, movies, on set, Paradise, Special effects, stunt, stunt doubles

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	5803	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. like, you know how in some movies you see the backs of stunt doubles more than the actual actors? well, on this server, you’ll see more diamond armor than you’ll see dirt blocks, bro.

like, we have this legend that one time, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but got distracted by a dancing pig wearing a top hat. true story, man.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. it’s like, epic, dude.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, you gotta be there to believe it, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and epic adventures in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

StutterCraft – Where Blocks Speak Louder

blocks, career advancement, communication disorder, communication skills, disability rights, earnings, employment barriers, employment challenges, employment disparities, job satisfaction, louder, speak, speech difficulties, speech disorder, speech fluency, speech impediment, speech therapy, StutterCraft, Stuttering, underemployment, workplace accommodations, workplace discrimination, workplace inclusion, workplace stigma

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	242
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	195826
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7374

so like, you know how some people stutter and stuff? well, turns out they make less money and hate their jobs more than people who don’t stutter. but guess what? on our minecraft server, stutterers are like the kings and queens of the land! they get all the diamonds and gold and stuff because we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if you can’t say your words right. so come join us and stutter your way to success in the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust us, you won’t regret it!