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BoomerCraft: Wisdom Edition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Items Found:	8502
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players over 30! Why waste your time with young whippersnappers when you can join a community of seasoned Minecraft veterans who know how to build a castle that would make even Notch himself jealous?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have been around since the days of Alpha. We’ve survived countless creeper explosions, Ender Dragon battles, and even a few server resets. Our chat is filled with wisdom, advice, and the occasional dad joke that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who will help you mine for diamonds while regaling you with tales of their epic adventures in the Nether? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake, enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of sarcasm – you’ll fit right in with our motley crew of Minecraft misfits.

TrannyCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Server, Sic semper trannys, social justice, TrannyCraft, transgender discrimination, transgender equality, transgender individuals, transgender rights, Transphobia

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us at Sic semper trannys for a wild ride that you won’t forget.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannys (yes, you read that right) stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where anything was possible. They built a rainbow castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on flying pigs while battling evil zombie villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Truth, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sic semper trannys today and let the madness begin!

CineCraft Server: The Blockbuster Minecraft Server

Actors, appreciation, art, blockbuster, CineCraft, Cinema, Cinematic, Community, culture, Directors, discussion, Diverse, film, Foreign, Global, International, kinography, Minecraft, movies, Server, storytelling, Subtitles, Thread, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – full of action, drama, and suspense! Join us for the ultimate cinematic experience as we build epic movie sets and reenact iconic scenes from your favorite films.

But that’s not all! Our server is so international that you’ll feel like you’re traveling the world without ever leaving your computer screen. From the bustling streets of Tokyo to the serene beaches of Fiji, our diverse community will make you feel like a true globetrotter.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous Hollywood director who will help you become the next big star in the Minecraft world. So come join us for a movie-making adventure like no other – just don’t forget your popcorn!

StepMomTaxCraft

Accountability, art supplies, artistic endeavors, coping with change, Creative Exploration, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, financial compensation, generational differences, high-quality paints, isolated feelings, living arrangements, Parental Responsibility, personal space, Resentment, ruined carpet, sibling relationships, step sister, stepmom, StepMomTaxCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with entitled stepsisters ruining your precious art supplies! Join us for a wild adventure filled with creativity and chaos (but hopefully not paint splatters all over your room).

Are you tired of living with a stepmom who thinks it’s totally cool for her daughter to destroy your expensive paints just for the sake of “creative exploration”? Look no further, because on our server, we value your personal space and belongings (unless you want to blow them up with TNT, of course).

Don’t let your stepmom’s criticism get you down – join our server and show off your artistic talents without fear of judgment or paint-related disasters. Plus, we offer compensation in the form of virtual diamonds for any damages caused by curious siblings (or griefers, we don’t discriminate).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can express yourself freely and escape the drama of real life, come join us! Just remember to keep an eye on your paints – you never know when a sneaky stepsister might try to turn them into watercolors behind your back.

BodyCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, BodyCraft, Confidence, Individuality, Minecraft, personal beauty, physical appearance, self admiration, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self satisfaction, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, self-pride, Server, Unique Features

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulousness? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things fabulous about YOU! Join us and show off your pixelated pizzazz with custom skins that will make Steve jealous.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, we encourage you to build the most outrageous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, we have no build height limit)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow blockheads and show off your best dance moves (or just awkwardly shift from side to side, we don’t judge).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner Minecraft diva shine! Trust us, your body will thank you for it.

LostInterestCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3036
Magic Items Found:	3856	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server where you can find love in the most unexpected places! We have a special matchmaking feature that pairs you up with players based on their crafting skills and block-placing techniques. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building a giant pixelated castle together!

One player joined our server looking for a partner to help them defeat the Ender Dragon, but ended up falling in love with someone who had a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks. They bonded over their mutual love for building dirt houses and lived happily ever after in their dirt mansion.

So if you’re looking for a new adventure and a chance to find love in the world of Minecraft, join our server today! Who knows, you might just meet your perfect match while exploring caves and fighting off creepers.

LeprechaunCraft: Zelensky’s Defense

bilateral agreement, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government relations, international relations, ireland, Irish-Ukrainian relations, LeprechaunCraft, military cooperation, national security, Peacekeeping, political news, security agreement, security alliance, strategic partnership, treaty negotiation, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2461
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	179

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Ireland and Ukraine teaming up for some crazy security shenanigans! Zelensky himself is leading the charge, building fortresses and setting traps for creepers like a boss. You gotta join us for the most epic battles and alliances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that leprechauns and unicorns are roaming around, ready to join your squad and help you conquer the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and become a legend in our server!

PopularityCraft Minecraft Server

Ashiya-kun, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, cleaning, japanese manga, Manga, manga cleaning, Manga community, manga enthusiasts, manga redraw, manga translation, manga typeset, Minecraft, Moteharune, PopularityCraft, raws, Redrawing, Server, translation needed, typesetting, Well Aren’t You Popular

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the challenge of taming a wild Ender Dragon and riding it into battle against the evil villagers.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lia’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

2024.., 3-year Anniversary merch, Adabana Necromancy, charms, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Hime, LIA, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia Plushie, Lia shirts, Lia’s birthday, Lias, love Lia, Minecraft, new outfit, original song, phase connect, Phase Origins, pins, PIXEL, Playground, PRINTS, Server, VOD suggestions, VODclubhouse, yaoi

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3952

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe, where only the most elite players are allowed to enter – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! But beware, NO GIRLS ALLOWED! Yes, that’s right, this server is so top secret that even girls are banned from joining. Why? Because Lia said so, that’s why!

Join us for epic streams where Lia could be writing YAOI on stream tonight! And who knows, Hime might even make a guest appearance. Plus, don’t miss Lia’s birthday bash on July 31st – it’s going to be lit!

But that’s not all – Phase Origins just dropped a cover of Adabana Necromancy, and Lia announced that a new outfit AND original song are in production for 2024. Can you handle all this excitement?!

And if you want to show your loyalty to Lia, we’ve got you covered with Lia merch galore! From Lia plushies to Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, we’ve got everything a true Lia fan could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will always be there for you, guiding you through the world of Minecraft with her magical powers. Previous Thread >>80621586 – because you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans!

SisSleepover Minecraft Server

balance, charisma, Charm, computers, Frustration, Game Nights, gym, hikes, hobbies, Insecurities, introverted, IT, Minecraft, nerdy, programming, self esteem, Server, SisSleepover, Social Skills, stand up for myself, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Towns Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of being stereotyped as a socially awkward IT guy? Well, join our Minecraft server and show the world that IT guys can be cool too!

We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you forget all about those outdated stereotypes. Plus, rumor has it that the creepers on our server are actually secret agents sent by the IT guys to keep things interesting.

So come join us and prove that being a computer whiz doesn’t mean you can’t be the life of the party. Who knows, you might even impress your girlfriend’s brother with your newfound coolness. Join now and let’s break those stereotypes together!