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Airbnbageddon2028
come join our epic minecraft server where we eliminate all boring builds in 2028 following local backlash!! 10,000-plus licences to build basic houses will expire in huge blow for platforms like Airbnb!! but fear not, on our server you can build the craziest, most outrageous structures you can imagine!! no more basic builds, only wild and wacky creations allowed!! join now for a chance to show off your creativity and leave those tourist apartments in the dust!! -
HedgeCraft Minecraft Server: Where even Endermen can’t resist buying up all the houses!
Are you tired of living in a boring old house on a regular Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, hedge funds are buying up houses left and right! Why, you ask? Because they’re tired of living in their mansions made of diamonds and gold, of course! So come join us and experience the thrill of having your house bought out from under you by a group of greedy investors. It’s like playing Monopoly, but with creepers and zombies instead of thimbles and top hats. Who knew capitalism could be so fun in the world of Minecraft? -
SleepyCraft: Where you can eat in your dreams and mine diamonds in your sleep!
Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on rent in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about rent or bills ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden chest filled with unlimited diamonds for all players who reach level 100. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom in the most epic way possible! -
Down Undercraft: Where even the creepers have a home!
Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, like a lost koala in the Australian outback? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from your virtual homelessness! Join us and build your dream home, complete with a pet kangaroo and a BBQ pit for all your pixelated culinary needs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to move in! So come on down under and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re almost as explosive as a Vegemite sandwich! -
CuckCraft: Where Landlords are Absolute Cucks and Creepers are the Real Landlords
Are you tired of dealing with pesky landlords trying to collect rent? Join our Minecraft server where Rents Due hoodie, onions boy beard, and Indian LaRon roam free, sticking it to the landlord scum! Watch as they build epic structures out of onions and defy gravity with their insane building skills. Who needs rent when you can join this wild and wacky server? Plus, LaRon may even teach you how to call yourself Indian even if you’re not. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now! -
Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?
Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!
Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!
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EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me
Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!