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🏖️ CraftHaven | Modified Survival – Custom Enchants & More!

Beach, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, Diamond Block Economy, Enchants, family friendly, Feedback, Friendly, game mode, IMPROVEMENTS, Modified, new, Nowhitelist, Player Shops, Players, Proxynetwork, Residence Claims, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone!

We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode:Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

FunCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, amusing, comedy, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Fun, fun times, funcraft, good times, Happy, hilarious, Laughter, laughter therapy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, positive vibes, Server, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9351	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	48	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3686

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2304	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server

BroBroBunkBedBlues, college graduate, communication breakdown, council funded home, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial struggles, generational differences, housing crisis, housing options, Job Search, lack of privacy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, moving out challenges, need for independence, overcrowded living situation, personal space, Server, shared bedroom, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crops Grown:	5656
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the overcrowded real world and have your own virtual space to call home!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.

Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Mom’s Euro Adventure

1 Year Old Son, Adventure, aita, Cancer, center of attention, Chemo cycles, Divorced, Draining excitement., EURO, Europe, European Vacation, family, Family commitments, Family in Portugal, family trip, Feeding schedules, Fights, flexible schedule, Flight, Friends, grandmother, irritated, London, moms, Monitoring, Nightmare, opportunity, Out of state family, portugal, quality time, Remember trip, Sleeping schedules, Stage 4 Cancer, Taking Mom, Wife

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of constantly monitoring your one-year-old on vacation? Want to focus on yourself and have a blast without worrying about nap schedules and feeding times? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest structures!

We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!

HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe

Blame, blame game, Conflict, Diplomacy, geopolitical maneuvering, Houthis, Houthis aggression, Houthis military, HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe, international relations, iran, Iran foreign policy, Iran influence, Iran strategy, Iran support, israel attack, Israel defense, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East dynamics, Politics, regional tensions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta team up with ur buddies to take down the big bad bosses? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got factions fighting each other like it’s world war 3, except with creepers and skeletons instead of tanks and missiles.

u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.

plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.

so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.

MiniMeCraft

Cloning, genetic anomaly, genetic mutation, identity crisis, MiniMeCraft, one-of-a-kind child, rare occurrence, Reproduction, self-cloning, self-duplication, self-fertilization, self-generation, self-identity, self-impregnation, self-offspring, self-parenting, self-procreation, self-replication, self-reproduction, unique offspring, unlikely scenario

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Void Gems Collected:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

join dis server if u want to experience da wackiest, wildest, most unpredictable adventure of ur lyfe!! we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers who throw raves every saturday night. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a rainbow sheep that farts glitter.

but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.

so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Absolutely, Anti-Xray plugins, apply, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Images, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon channel, Promise, Semi Vanilla, Shady, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, suspicious, Themes, ticket system, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Animals Bred:	62	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	9068
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~

INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.

Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total …we also have a Pokemon channel :3

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
350 server members, and 550 members in total
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc.

DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.

If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons;	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply to join the server, visit the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel.

What is the theme of Season 12?

Season 12 will be hosted on the latest version, 1.21, and more information about the theme will be revealed as the date gets closer.

Are there any rules in the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to create a positive and inclusive community. These rules will be available to you once you join the Discord server.

Can I join the mini seasons even if I missed the main season?

Yes, you can join the mini seasons even if you missed the main season. These mini seasons are a great way to stay engaged with the community between main seasons.

RMS’s World Domination Minecraft Server

activism, Diversity, Domination, empowerment, equality, FEMINIST, Gatekeeping, gender bias, gender equality, Impact, inclusion, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, open source, progress, RMS, RMSs, Server, sexism, social change, tech industry, Technology, women in tech, world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is a wild and wacky place because RMS didn’t spend 40 years gatekeeping women out of tech! Join us for a server filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs because without RMS, anything is possible!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena instead of blowing up your creations. And forget about boring old mining for resources – here, you can just ask nicely and the blocks will jump right into your inventory!

But that’s not all – thanks to RMS not being a tech tyrant, our server has a secret portal to a dimension where all the cats are giant and ride around on llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.

So come join us on our RMS-free Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper dance party)!