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PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Enchantments Applied:	106

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	6
Buildings Constructed:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Potions Brewed:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Crops Grown:	1991	Enchantments Applied:	63
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!