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CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	139	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

academic research, Analysis, bibliometric analysis, bibliometrics, Cancer, cancer research, comprehensive study, Crafty, data analysis, FRONTIERS, Medical research, Methylation, methylation in cancer, past 10 years, research, research methodology, research trends, RNA, RNA methylation, RNA research, scientific study, Server, study, trends

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Zombie Dances:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Votes:	3474
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

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Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2742
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Runes Activated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Animals Bred:	196

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	309529
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

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